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Dentist.ro | 20.07.2010



Un tanar, intr-un restaurant fast-food observa un cuplu in varsta cum si-a comandat un meniu si bautura extra. Domnul in varsta impartea hamburgerul in jumatate si numara fiecare cartof prajit, astfel incat el si sotia sa sa manance in mod egal.

Toarna si bautura intr-un alt pahar, bineinteles in mod egal si il pune in fata sotiei sale. Domnul in varsta incepe sa manance si sotia sa se uita la el.

Tanarul care se uita la cei doi, facandu-i-se mila de cei doi se decide sa ii intrebe daca ii permite sa mai cumpere un meniu, sa nu mai fie nevoiti sa imparta mancarea.

Domnul in varsta spune: “O, nu, nu e nevoie. Suntem casatoriti de 50 de ani si pana acum tot ce am avut am impartit la doi. ” Tanarul intreaba daca doamna va manca, iar ea spune: “Nu inca, e randul lui sa manance cu proteza dentara.”


 

Ce vede un dentist la Polul Nord? Un urs molar.

 


Un pacient in varsta merge la medicul dentist pentru vizita regulata la fiecare 6 luni.
“Domnule Georgescu, dintii dumneavoastra sunt buni pentru inca 50 de ani. ” spune dentistul.
Pacientul spune: “Oare ce o sa faca fara mine?”

 


Medicul dentist intreaba un copil venit pentru rezolvarea unei carii: “Cu ce vrei sa umplu caria asta?”
“Cu ciocolata, va rog”, raspunde micul pacient.

 


 De cati dentisti ai nevoie sa schimbi un bec?
De trei. Unul sa administreze anestezicul, unul sa extraga becul si ultimul sa dea intrerupatorului apa de gura roz.


 

Un pacient ii spune doctorului: “Cred ca este dificil sa stai toata ziua cu mainile in gura pacientilor.”
 Dentistul: “Ma gandesc ca am mainile in  portofele lor.”


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